Pete, are you a vegetarian?
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Hell no... do I look gay?Why do you eat animals?
Cause they are tasty.What is your favorite meat?
Sacred animals like cows.Pete, do you have anything else to say on this matter?
Why yes I do...Meat means murder and murder tastes good.
If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
And for all you freaks who somehow think the theory of evolution points to the fact we use to be herbivores I have news for you. The theory of evolution also states were were once sunlight absorbing single cells of plankton, so leave the poor plants alone and instead of eating just sit out in the sun for a few hours a day and get nurishment that way, moron.
And for those of you would call me a savage I have this to say. Again the lack of meat has obviously cause your brain to shrink and lose most of its intelligence. Once again your theory is flawed: if we once in the past were herbivores and you now choose to be a herbivore you are the one who, by definition, is the savage. And I am your evolutionary superior. So shut up, get your fat ass into the kictchen and get me a beer, bitch.
Hey Pete, how many animals have you eaten?
It would astound you to no end to find out how many times I'm asked that question. It would actully be a hard guess to figure out how many total animals I have eaten, however I can give you a list of different animals I've eaten.
cow
horse
pig
buffalo
deer
caribou
moose
elk
lambcornish game hen
chicken
goose
duck
turkey
ostrichfrog
fish
squid
octopus
crab
amoeba
lobster
shrimp
snailspider
earthworm
ant
grasshopperPete, you sure have eaten lots of animals, you are one amazing guy, where do I sign up for making you ruler of the world?
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