Peter's Ruler of the World and
Debt Reduction Page
Part of the PETER FOR RULER OF THE WORLD network.
Whats with the doughnut?
It is often said that a wise man surrounds himself with things better then he, much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut.Ahh, I see.
No you don't, I know you don't because you are stupid. That is why you need to vote for me for ruler of the world. You see I have a plan, a simple plan, infact some may call it idiotically simple. I know how to get rid of your country's debt.Get out! You can get rid of the debt, you must be kidding?
Please, do I sound like I'm kidding? This plan is so simple that it is mind boggeling. First we need a test country, and for that I choose Canada.Why Canada you may ask? Because I am Canadian and the best things should always go to us first.
Ok, so whats the plan?
There has been lots of talk up here in the north for a few decades now. There are people who want to separate from Canada and become their own nation. I think that this is a great idea. Here is the plan in all its simplicity. We draw a circle on the ground, call that Canada and separate from it.I don't follow you?
Well now that circle is Canada, and we, the people who have now formed New Canada are debt free. Of course whoever is standing in the circle at the time owes a whole lot of money to someone.I'm not sure that will work.
Shut up.Ok, but what is in it for me?
After I have destroyed the debt of the entire world (don't worry, this isn't the debt reduction plan for the entire world..... some countries will get squares or triangles) then you will be living in a debt free world. Can you imagine how much better your life would be if your country didn't have a debt. How many billions of dollars would that save!Muhahahaha, now that I know your plan I'm gonna do that!
You can't because you are not smart enough to. Only I am that smart. I am smart because I have built a web page. See how simple that is. Now heres the kicker, as one of my original 800,000 supporters not only do you get your own group of 10,000 people to rule over, but the land you rule will be debt free. Now isn't that a great deal, and all you have to do is vote for me for ruler of the world.Pete, you are one amazing guy, where do I sign up?
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